Stamp Collection | GalleryOk so me and my friends at school pass around a "sacred binder" and draw in it. Well we made pics of mary sues and they're just hilarious. Aaaand I have the binder with me right now sooo... I'm gunna make a journal about what we wrote >3 (sry about the mary sue stuff. it is annoying yet fun to make fun of)
Let the madness begin!
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Mine - "Oh hello! My name is Starshine Twilight Moonpetal and I am princess of the Starlight clan! I'm 5,000 years old but my magic makes me look like I'm 14! I'm 1/2 angel, 1/2 demon, 1/2 neko, 1/2 okami, 1/2 elf and 1/2 goddess. My hair is golden summer with crimson red highlights that shine in the sunlight. My eyes are deep sapphire blue. I can control fire, water, lightning, earth, corndogs and maple syrup. I can turn into a demon wolf that can kill anything in its path. I also can't die. I can also see in the dark, read minds, control objects with my mind, make force fields and blow things up by just LOOKING at them. I am smarter than L, Near, Einstein and Stephen Hawking combined. And stronger than Goku, Vegeta or gohan. My IQ is 5,000,000,000,000 and my power level is over 9,000,000,000,000,000,000! I'm also better at taijutsu than Rock Lee and I'm better at using the sharingan than Itachi! I am Sakura's sister, Tobi's cousin, Neji's aunt, Vegeta's niece, Snape's daughter, Ryuk's grandmother, Dumbledore's wife and Ponyo's lover! I can speak English, Canadian, Spanish, German, French, Russian, Austrailian, Italian, angel, cat, dog, bird, dolphin and vampire! Both of my parents are dead and I cry all the time even tho I'm happy. I was raped and beaten and I killed teh whole village. No one can help falling head over heels for me!"
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Oh lord how did I think of that crap there? Idk... but there's more..
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From

Mary so-sue-me - "Hi I'm Princess Pretty Diamond Schmancy Pants Fairy Fallafel Kartoffel Waffle Dragon Sapphire Lily Rose Pink Bob. I can shoot lazers out of my nostrils and breathe through my belly button. I am immortal and all powerful! Muwahahahaha! And I am married to Edward Colon!"
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Lol Edward Colon. On to the next one.
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From

Mary the Sue! - "HIYA! My name is Lily Shiny Moon JEWEL Red Yellow Orange Jupiter Kitty Fluff Face Sparkle Two! I'm 1/2 angel, 1/4 demon, 1/4 cat demon! I'm over 9,000 years old! I have hair like the sun, eyes like the moon, and skin like milk! My mom is dead and I live in the human world! My dad is a god and I'm next in line to rule! So that means I'm IMMORTAL! I can make any gay guy straight and have anyone I want! I'm great at everything and-" Then my friend shot her in the head lol.
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She died before she finished her speech lol. Time for another
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I'm gunna Mary Sue too! - "Hi! I'm Princess Moonstone Grape Banana Snickers Chocolate Vanilla Poodle Rainbow Skittles Sugar Crystal Diamond Blue Feathers Angel Frog Tadpole Teapot Microwave Frying pan Turtleneck George. I'm 2 billion squillion years old, and I'm part 1/2 cat, 1/2 squirrel, 1/2 elf, 1/2 bird, 1/2 faerie, 1/2 teacup, 1/2 gold, 1/2 turtle, 1/2 carpet square, 1/2 lightbulb, 1/2 shoelace, and 10/232 human. My whole family died a bagillion years ago, but I lived because I'm immortal and magic. I can sneeze at over 9,000 miles an hour and my tears can melt diamonds blah blah blah..."
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Omg full of win
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Mine: I couldn't think of anything to continue sry... so... here's a Gary Stu! - " I am Devil Bloodrose Crimson Shadow McEmopants and I am king of the demon world! I am stronger than everybody and better at everything anybody can do! My necklace sucks peoples' souls but I don't really need it cuz I can do it myself! I am a demondragonmonsterwolfdragoncatdoglizard snail! I can control all elements and other peoples' bodies by just thinking about it! I am over 9,000 years old and over 9,000,000 chakra power! I make volcanoes erupt, mountains explode and can make you pee your pants at my will! I WILL RULE THE WORLD AND YOU WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!! AHAHAHA!!!"
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Lol I went over board there
Anywaaaaayyy.... wow this thing is long lol

Btw if you guys want to make a mary sue/gary stu parody you can be my guest ^^
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